Sunday, September 19, 2010

QUOTES OF THE DAY

#1:

Me: Chance, if you'll help me prepare and set up for our garage sale, I'll pay you money.
Chance: Okay, I'll do it, but only if you pay me in ALL CHANGE.

#2:

Chance: There's a new guinea pig at school.  He's in our science class.
Me: Oh, you have a separate science classroom?  What do you do in there?
Chance: Everything that scientists do.  You know what scientists do right?
Me: No, what's that?
Chance: Scientists mix powders and stuff together and wear goggles.